10 Random Poker Quotes

• "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
• I'm just looking for a way to get outa here.... --------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003
• Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won. -Will Schwarz
• Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
• When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
• "Never say 'Whoa' to a mud puddle" -- Anonymous $4-to-go NL A-5 Lowball Table, Cameo Club Palo Alto CA, 1977
• Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
• "What've you got, Layne?" "You BEAT." Final table banter between Layne Flack and Mike "The Mouth" Matusow. $ 6,000 No Limit Hold'em Final Day 2004 Ultimatebet.com Poker Classic Radisson Aruba Resort & Casino, Palm Beach
• Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
• "First you're a champ, then you're a chimp, then you're a chump." [I was told this was a quote from Phil Hellmuth]