10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
- After taking a beat:
"How bad do they play?...This is the World Series of Poker!"
-Phil Hellmuth Jr.
- "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
- "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family."
-Uncle Remus
- Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
- A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
- I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
- Deal 'em, and read 'em.
Ralph Malph
- "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
- Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.