10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I suck, therefore I suck out.
North Shore Mike
- If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me.
-- Dan Nelson
- "Poker is just like the fucking universe man, the different combinations and outs are infinite so it's pointless racking your mind about bad beats and shit"
Stephen Morris
- Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
- Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
- Poker - love the pain or play checkers.
- MoeSyzslak
- Where's the buffet?
-Doyle Brunson
- With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
- God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
- "I thought it was jack's"
- Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester