10 Random Poker Quotes

• This above all else: To thine own self be true. - William Shakespeare
• it is true that you may fool all of the people some of the time: you can even fool some of the people all the time: but you can't fool al of the peole all the time. -Abraham Lincoln
• some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
• Fish don't eat Nutz!
• The one who bets the most wins; cards just break ties.
• Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear. -The old sage.
• Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
• I should have stayed home and played with myself.
• you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
• "I thought it was jack's" - Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester