10 Random Poker Quotes

• With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
• When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
• I suck, therefore I suck out. North Shore Mike
• Poker is a lot like sex. Everyone thinks they know what they are doing, but only a few are actually good at it.- "Dutch" Boyd
• The one who bets the most wins; cards just break ties.
• Don't challenge strong players, challange weak ones. That's what they're there for. - John Vorhaus, author of Killer Poker
• Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
• Poker - love the pain or play checkers. - MoeSyzslak
• Those eggs smell delicious!
• If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth