10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Where's the buffet?
-Doyle Brunson
- If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me.
-- Dan Nelson
- women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
- "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
- Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'
- I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
- (after a particularly bad beat)
"that was a terrible call"
"it's called gambling"
"no it's called really sucking at life especially poker and trying to throw your money away because your life is useless and you have been pondering suicide for the last week but getting lucky enough to keep it"
- "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
- Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with.
Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.
- Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.