10 Random Poker Quotes

• After taking a beat: "How bad do they play?...This is the World Series of Poker!" -Phil Hellmuth Jr.
• never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
• Poker is a lot like sex. Everyone thinks they know what they are doing, but only a few are actually good at it.- "Dutch" Boyd
• im going to 2 out you to death
• You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
• The best feeling in the world if flopping the nut straight against two players acting before you who both flopped sets. I'll take my chances against 5 outs.
• "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
• "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
• Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
• I'm a better poker player than I am a player. -RedGrant