10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear.
-The old sage.
- Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
- "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
- when i folded an A-7 suited under the gun which would've ended up giving me the small end of a mini jackpot, my dad said, "yeah, if i would've driven to Tucson, I would've found that diamond ring. But i don't drive to Tucson."
- If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
- If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
- You have to piss with the dick you have
- Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
- "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses."
Alex Powers
- No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!