10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
• If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
• Upon entering a cardroom in which a player had never before played, he asked the floorman for a 10-20 hold-em seat. The floorman dutifully put him on the list and told him that the only available seat was at 3-6 Omaha HiLo. The player quipped, "No, I don't have enough money to play limits that high."
• "It's hard work. Gambling. Playing poker. Don't let anyone tell you different. Think about what it's like sitting at a poker table with people whose only goal is to cut your throat, take your money, and leave you out back talking to yourself about what went wrong inside. That probably sounds harsh. But that's the way it is at the poker table. If you don't believe me, then you're the lamb that's going off to the slaughter." --Stu Unger, three-time WSOP Champion
• what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
• "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
• Why not, when some because there are three.
• Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all Dick McWatters
• "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
• No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.