10 Random Poker Quotes

• If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
• Fish don't eat Nutz!
• "I'm broke one day and have a fortune the next day, and I don't give a damn" --Jack "Treetop" Straus--
• Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
• "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
• Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
• " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
• Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
• I used to go out, go dancing, and talk to the chicks. Now, my life has been down-sized to the couch, the laptop, and the occasional cranberry and rum. --The 5 card stud---
• Acey Deucy Never Leucy --Phil Hellmuth