10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
- some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
- Poker is for loners.
- "If i dont make that final table, nobody's gonna remember me next year. If i do make that final table, Im a poker legend overnight" - Dutch Boyd 2003 WSOP Main Event
- "Never say 'Whoa' to a mud puddle"
-- Anonymous
$4-to-go NL A-5 Lowball Table,
Cameo Club Palo Alto CA, 1977
- The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
- When you win... Rub it in!!!
When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!!
Los Altos Dirt Bikers
- women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
- "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses."
Alex Powers
- If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..