10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
• "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
• The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing. --Nick the Greek
• I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
• "Hooks (pair of Jacks) are for Fish. You've got to flop 'em, fold 'em, or fornicate 'em." Johnnie Moss
• In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
• If you raise with 72 offsuit, you get to raise when the flops is 7-7-2, ... once in your life. If you fold 72 offsuit, you get the free time to study your opponents or the waitresses and avoid polishing the rail with your sweater ... tough decision!
• I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser. -Stu Unger
• Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
• you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)