10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me.
-- Dan Nelson
- "So again, do not raise in No Limit Hold'em -- especially tournaments -- if there is a reasonable chance that a reraise will make you throw up." -- David Sklansky (Tournament Poker for Advanced Players)
- Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
- Poker is a lot like sex. Everyone thinks they know what they are doing, but only a few are actually good at it.- "Dutch" Boyd
- You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
- "I guess the sayings' true. In the poker game of life, women are the rake man. They are the f---kin' rake." - Worm (Rounders, 1998)
- I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
- (after a particularly bad beat)
"that was a terrible call"
"it's called gambling"
"no it's called really sucking at life especially poker and trying to throw your money away because your life is useless and you have been pondering suicide for the last week but getting lucky enough to keep it"
- Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- After taking a beat:
"How bad do they play?...This is the World Series of Poker!"
-Phil Hellmuth Jr.