10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I couldn't bet it, so I gave my Aunt $2 to make a bet for me. She didn't want me to be disappointed by losing my first bet, so she bought a show ticket. The horse won. It's been 40 years, I still havn't spoken to her again. --Gary Carson
- A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples...
-doyle brunson, circa 1986
- If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
- I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
- "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
- How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
- Never educate a stupid poker player.
- "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
- Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
- "I guess the sayings' true. In the poker game of life, women are the rake man. They are the f---kin' rake." - Worm (Rounders, 1998)