10 Random Poker Quotes

• How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
• I should have stayed home and played with myself.
• The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
• Why not, when some because there are three.
• "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
• I suck, therefore I suck out. North Shore Mike
• Poker - love the pain or play checkers. - MoeSyzslak
• Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
• Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'
• A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples... -doyle brunson, circa 1986