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- Upon entering a cardroom in which a player had never before played, he asked the floorman for a 10-20 hold-em seat. The floorman dutifully put him on the list and told him that the only available seat was at 3-6 Omaha HiLo. The player quipped, "No, I don't have enough money to play limits that high."
- in the poker game of life women are the rake
- what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
- Fish don't eat Nutz!
- "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
- If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
- "So again, do not raise in No Limit Hold'em -- especially tournaments -- if there is a reasonable chance that a reraise will make you throw up." -- David Sklansky (Tournament Poker for Advanced Players)
- I should have stayed home and played with myself.
- this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine