10 Random Poker Quotes

• Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
• There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
• You know that you've seen a lot of poker when three people are all in before the flop, two of them turn over aces and the other turns over kings, and the king hits on the river, and you say, "I've seen that before, and ...."
• God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
• Where's the buffet? -Doyle Brunson
• "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
• It's Free To Fold...
• Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
• if u play for the thrill u are ill
• A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples... -doyle brunson, circa 1986