10 Random Poker Quotes

• "First you're a champ, then you're a chimp, then you're a chump." [I was told this was a quote from Phil Hellmuth]
• In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
• "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
• "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
• Why not, when some because there are three.
• When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
• Two cowboys at table. One suddenly plunges a dagger through the hand of the other player, pinning the hand to the table. Then he says to his wounded opponent, "Sir, if that is not an ace of spades hidden beneath your hand, then I owe you an apology."
• See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls
• Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
• how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky? a bit of his hair falls out.