10 Random Poker Quotes

• No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
• "I guess there's nothing left but all in." -Greg Raymer
• Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
• Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel
• Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
• "No river, no fish."
• The one who bets the most wins; cards just break ties.
• Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
• "I want him to think that I am pondering a call, but all I'm really thinkin about it Vegas and the fuckin' Mirage." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
• "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer