10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Concentrate.
Don't do anything stupid.
Catch some cards.
----Mrs. Cloutier, as TJ heads out to another tournament
- I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
- "It's hard work. Gambling. Playing poker. Don't let anyone tell you different. Think about what it's like sitting at a poker table with people whose only goal is to cut your throat, take your money, and leave you out back talking to yourself about what went wrong inside. That probably sounds harsh. But that's the way it is at the poker table. If you don't believe me, then you're the lamb that's going off to the slaughter." --Stu Unger, three-time WSOP Champion
- If you raise with 72 offsuit, you get to raise when the flops is 7-7-2, ... once in your life. If you fold 72 offsuit, you get the free time to study your opponents or the waitresses and avoid polishing the rail with your sweater ... tough decision!
- "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back"
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- "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
- "I'd rather be lucky than good"
- Lefty Gomez
- Don't look at when a player sucks out on you with a trash hand as a loss. Think of it as an investment that will be returned with interest.
- If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
- I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!