10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
- Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
- All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
- "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
- I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
- Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
- I should have stayed home and played with myself.
- "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
- the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
- Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow