10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'
- Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible.
Lisa: Really? Where?
Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
- "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
- what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
- The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
- " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."
- Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
- "I'm broke one day and have a fortune the next day, and I don't give a damn"
--Jack "Treetop" Straus--
- Poker is a lot like sex. Everyone thinks they know what they are doing, but only a few are actually good at it.- "Dutch" Boyd
- A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples...
-doyle brunson, circa 1986