10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
- How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
- You have to piss with the dick you have
- Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
- Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won.
-Will Schwarz
- "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time."
-Phil Hellmuth
- For all you probability freaks, remember to consider the probability that an opponent is lying. Generally, liars dig holes and keep on lying, at least in the short run, as they try to climb out. Adjust your math prowess accordingly. Tells are paramount, as much or more as your calculating brain is. Poker becomes super-multi-variable when the psychological realm is joined with that already beautiful world of card probabilities. -- a mathematician
- Never educate a stupid poker player.
- "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
- If you lock 100 retards in a room and make them play a tournament, one of them has to win. If you do that in each state, you will produce 50 state champions. If you lock those 50 retards in a room, call it the Poker Championship of the Universe, one of them has to win, and then PokerStars gets 10%.