10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
- I can't raise it up.
- Cow Jacobs
- Why not, when some because there are three.
- "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
- Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.
- If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
- Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
- The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
- Acey Deucy Never Leucy
--Phil Hellmuth
- Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.