10 Random Poker Quotes

• You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
• The all-in play works everytime but once.
• If you play 69, always bet on the come.
• I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
• Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
• People who play poker often wear raw hide.
• I couldn't bet it, so I gave my Aunt $2 to make a bet for me. She didn't want me to be disappointed by losing my first bet, so she bought a show ticket. The horse won. It's been 40 years, I still havn't spoken to her again. --Gary Carson
• I'm a better poker player than I am a player. -RedGrant
• How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
• "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha