10 Random Poker Quotes

• If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
• I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament -Phil Helmuth
• Darwin takes a toll on the worst poker players because they lose money, Darwin takes a toll on average poker players because they don't make money and they will never be a great poker players, Darwin takes the greatest toll though, on the greatest poker players, because they could be doing something greater.
• "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott, "Rounders"
• "No river, no fish."
• How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
• "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
• I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
• Deal 'em, and read 'em. Ralph Malph
• The best feeling in the world if flopping the nut straight against two players acting before you who both flopped sets. I'll take my chances against 5 outs.