10 Random Poker Quotes

• A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples... -doyle brunson, circa 1986
• People who play poker often wear raw hide.
• Poker is a lot like sex. Everyone thinks they know what they are doing, but only a few are actually good at it.- "Dutch" Boyd
• Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
• "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
• I can't raise it up. - Cow Jacobs
• Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with. Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.
• "First you're a champ, then you're a chimp, then you're a chump." [I was told this was a quote from Phil Hellmuth]
• Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear. -The old sage.
• If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.