10 Random Poker Quotes

• Poker is a lot like sex. Everyone thinks they know what they are doing, but only a few are actually good at it.- "Dutch" Boyd
• "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all." -Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"
• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
• With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
• I'm enough of a dreamer to realize it might have been that elusive something a gambler calls luck. But, I'm also enough of a realist to know that in general we make our own luck - through knowledge, skill and experience.- Doyle Brunson
• If you raise with 72 offsuit, you get to raise when the flops is 7-7-2, ... once in your life. If you fold 72 offsuit, you get the free time to study your opponents or the waitresses and avoid polishing the rail with your sweater ... tough decision!
• Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
• In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
• You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
• Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.