10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- You have to piss with the dick you have
- "That's the best I ever misread a hand."
Unknown NL holdem tourney player at Taj Mahal, December 2003, after going all in on the flop, mistakenly believing he had a flush, but rivering a flush anyway
- im going to 2 out you to death
- The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
- There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
- When I play badly, I lose fast. When I play well, I lose slowly. In a tournament, the net result is the same: I LOSE! - RH 11-6-05
- "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker."
- Mike McDermott, "Rounders"
- "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time."
-Phil Hellmuth
- You know that you've seen a lot of poker when three people are all
in before the flop, two of them turn over aces and the other turns
over kings, and the king hits on the river, and you say, "I've seen
that before, and ...."
- "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss