10 Random Poker Quotes

• The problem with slowplaying the nuts is that there might be somebody else slowplaying a hand they only think is the nuts. -Gary Carson
• "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
• There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
• Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
• women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
• I'm a better poker player than I am a player. -RedGrant
• All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
• "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio