10 Random Poker Quotes

• Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
• Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear. -The old sage.
• The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing. --Nick the Greek
• With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
• Acey Deucy Never Leucy --Phil Hellmuth
• "Hooks (pair of Jacks) are for Fish. You've got to flop 'em, fold 'em, or fornicate 'em." Johnnie Moss
• Deal 'em, and read 'em. Ralph Malph
• "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
• Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
• You should pay as much as possible for a free card.