10 Random Poker Quotes

• Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
• "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
• when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
• Some people ask "what could they possibly call me with" before making a bet. I don't ask that question. I just make the bet and let them supply the answer. - Action Bob
• "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
• Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
• I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
• "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
• It's Free To Fold...
• If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.