10 Random Poker Quotes

• Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
• When I play badly, I lose fast. When I play well, I lose slowly. In a tournament, the net result is the same: I LOSE! - RH 11-6-05
• Upon entering a cardroom in which a player had never before played, he asked the floorman for a 10-20 hold-em seat. The floorman dutifully put him on the list and told him that the only available seat was at 3-6 Omaha HiLo. The player quipped, "No, I don't have enough money to play limits that high."
• You know that you've seen a lot of poker when three people are all in before the flop, two of them turn over aces and the other turns over kings, and the king hits on the river, and you say, "I've seen that before, and ...."
• women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
• Sucking out won't help you. The only cure for stupidity is losing. -- The BRICK --
• It's Free To Fold...
• Don't challenge strong players, challange weak ones. That's what they're there for. - John Vorhaus, author of Killer Poker
• The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
• A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.