10 Random Poker Quotes

• If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
• when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
• When I was young, I heard that all you need is a chip and chair. Now that I am old, I realize that they weren't talking about tortilla chips.
• how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky? a bit of his hair falls out.
• Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in. --Jarod Kintz
• Fold and live to fold again
• "Why do you think the same five guys make it to the final table of the World Series of Poker EVERY YEAR? What, are they the luckiest guys in Las Vegas?" - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
• "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
• Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
• what is a river if there is no river to draw to water