10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
- If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
- Welcome to kicker school
- some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
- "So again, do not raise in No Limit Hold'em -- especially tournaments -- if there is a reasonable chance that a reraise will make you throw up." -- David Sklansky (Tournament Poker for Advanced Players)
- Where's the buffet?
-Doyle Brunson
- "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
- Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won.
-Will Schwarz
- "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
- "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword