10 Random Poker Quotes

• Poker is a lot like sex. Everyone thinks they know what they are doing, but only a few are actually good at it.- "Dutch" Boyd
• Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
• Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
• How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
• Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves" ActionDave
• "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
• For all you probability freaks, remember to consider the probability that an opponent is lying. Generally, liars dig holes and keep on lying, at least in the short run, as they try to climb out. Adjust your math prowess accordingly. Tells are paramount, as much or more as your calculating brain is. Poker becomes super-multi-variable when the psychological realm is joined with that already beautiful world of card probabilities. -- a mathematician
• I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
• never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
• I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.