10 Random Poker Quotes

• "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
• "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
• Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
• Those eggs smell delicious!
• I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
• How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
• It's Free To Fold...
• Sucking out won't help you. The only cure for stupidity is losing. -- The BRICK --
• "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck" - Phil Hellmuth
• it is true that you may fool all of the people some of the time: you can even fool some of the people all the time: but you can't fool al of the peole all the time. -Abraham Lincoln