10 Random Poker Quotes

• Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
• Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in. --Jarod Kintz
• Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all Dick McWatters
• "So, what did you have?" "A pair...of balls."
• Don't look at when a player sucks out on you with a trash hand as a loss. Think of it as an investment that will be returned with interest.
• See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls
• There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
• The all-in play works everytime but once.
• I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
• Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.