10 Random Poker Quotes

• Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
• im going to 2 out you to death
• "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
• Where's the buffet? -Doyle Brunson
• Why not, when some because there are three.
• Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
• "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
• when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
• I used to go out, go dancing, and talk to the chicks. Now, my life has been down-sized to the couch, the laptop, and the occasional cranberry and rum. --The 5 card stud---
• "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick" -ItalianAce-