10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
- Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
- When I was young, I heard that all you need is a chip and chair. Now that I am old, I realize that they weren't talking about tortilla chips.
- The one who bets the most wins;
cards just break ties.
- Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
- " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."
- when i folded an A-7 suited under the gun which would've ended up giving me the small end of a mini jackpot, my dad said, "yeah, if i would've driven to Tucson, I would've found that diamond ring. But i don't drive to Tucson."
- Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in.
--Jarod Kintz
- Fook the floosh droo!
- You know that you've seen a lot of poker when three people are all
in before the flop, two of them turn over aces and the other turns
over kings, and the king hits on the river, and you say, "I've seen
that before, and ...."