10 Random Poker Quotes

• The one who bets the most wins; cards just break ties.
• Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
• "I dont mind getting beaten by a good player, and I dont even mind getting beaten by a bad player, but I cant stand getting beaten by a bad player who thinks he is good." H.L.B. Tunica, MS
• "No river, no fish."
• Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
• All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
• The problem with slowplaying the nuts is that there might be somebody else slowplaying a hand they only think is the nuts. -Gary Carson
• I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser. -Stu Unger
• Some people ask "what could they possibly call me with" before making a bet. I don't ask that question. I just make the bet and let them supply the answer. - Action Bob
• You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.