10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck" - Phil Hellmuth
• "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick" -ItalianAce-
• Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand -paul newman-
• Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
• Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
• I'm enough of a dreamer to realize it might have been that elusive something a gambler calls luck. But, I'm also enough of a realist to know that in general we make our own luck - through knowledge, skill and experience.- Doyle Brunson
• "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
• when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
• A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
• "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott, "Rounders"