10 Random Poker Quotes

If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel
If you lock 100 retards in a room and make them play a tournament, one of them has to win. If you do that in each state, you will produce 50 state champions. If you lock those 50 retards in a room, call it the Poker Championship of the Universe, one of them has to win, and then PokerStars gets 10%.
I'm just looking for a way to get outa here.... --------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003
No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
if u play for the thrill u are ill
If you raise with 72 offsuit, you get to raise when the flops is 7-7-2, ... once in your life. If you fold 72 offsuit, you get the free time to study your opponents or the waitresses and avoid polishing the rail with your sweater ... tough decision!
"Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
"It's hard work. Gambling. Playing poker. Don't let anyone tell you different. Think about what it's like sitting at a poker table with people whose only goal is to cut your throat, take your money, and leave you out back talking to yourself about what went wrong inside. That probably sounds harsh. But that's the way it is at the poker table. If you don't believe me, then you're the lamb that's going off to the slaughter." Stu Unger, three-time WSOP Champion
Where's the buffet? -Doyle Brunson