10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Poker is for fat, American losers.
- Welcome to kicker school
- Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in.
--Jarod Kintz
- Deal 'em, and read 'em.
Ralph Malph
- Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
- How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
- "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
- Don't look at when a player sucks out on you with a trash hand as a loss. Think of it as an investment that will be returned with interest.
- i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
- "I got a full house! Whatchu got, sucker?"
"Gee, does that beat me? All I got is two pair: a pair-a ones...and, uh, ANUDDA pair-a ones."
-Nasta Canasta & Bugs Bunny, "Barbary Coast Bunny"