10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
- "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
- "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
- "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
- Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
- I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
- How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
- Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
- No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
- Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher.
-Amarillo Slim