10 Random Poker Quotes

• Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves" ActionDave
• "I guess there's nothing left but all in." -Greg Raymer
• The one who bets the most wins; cards just break ties.
• No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
• Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
• Please screen your these quotes, most of the crap people submit here don't classify as poker quotes at all, they just express how badly those persons misunderstand the game of poker or how proud they are that they understand elemntry concepts such as "counting outs" or "pot odds", no one cares jerks
• Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
• Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
• (after a particularly bad beat) "that was a terrible call" "it's called gambling" "no it's called really sucking at life especially poker and trying to throw your money away because your life is useless and you have been pondering suicide for the last week but getting lucky enough to keep it"
• Don't look at when a player sucks out on you with a trash hand as a loss. Think of it as an investment that will be returned with interest.