10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
- "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
- Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher.
-Amarillo Slim
- when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
- the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
- Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
- In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
- "There are few things that are so unpardonably neglected in our country as poker. The upper class knows very little about it. Now and then you find ambassadors who have sort of a general knowledge of the game, but the ignorance of the people is fearful. Why, I have known clergymen, good men, kind-hearted, liberal, sincere, and all that, who did not know the meaning of a "flush". It is enough to make one ashamed of the species." --Mark Twain
- "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time."
-Phil Hellmuth
- Why not, when some because there are three.