10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
- Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with.
Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.
- Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won.
-Will Schwarz
- it is true that you may fool all of the people some of the time: you can even fool some of the people all the time: but you can't fool al of the peole all the time.
-Abraham Lincoln
- Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
- The problem with slowplaying the nuts is that there might be somebody else slowplaying a hand they only think is the nuts.
-Gary Carson
- "In low limit hold em' deception plays a less significant role. Either someone is already looking at that hand or will call out of curiousity."
---Lee Jones
- "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
- Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
- "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim