10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
- Acey Deucy Never Leucy
--Phil Hellmuth
- The all-in play works everytime but once.
- "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick"
-ItalianAce-
- There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
- they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
- "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
- How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
- Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won.
-Will Schwarz
- Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it