10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "It's hard work. Gambling. Playing poker. Don't let anyone tell you different. Think about what it's like sitting at a poker table with people whose only goal is to cut your throat, take your money, and leave you out back talking to yourself about what went wrong inside. That probably sounds harsh. But that's the way it is at the poker table. If you don't believe me, then you're the lamb that's going off to the slaughter." --Stu Unger, three-time WSOP Champion
- "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
- "if you riffle shuffle a standard deck
exactly 9 times the cards will return
to its original position as it were
prior to the 9 riffle shuffles."
- The problem with slowplaying the nuts is that there might be somebody else slowplaying a hand they only think is the nuts.
-Gary Carson
- There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
- The one who bets the most wins;
cards just break ties.
- "I'd rather be lucky than good"
- Lefty Gomez
- "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses."
Alex Powers
- Liquor up front, poker in the rear
- I should have stayed home and played with myself.